Why be normal? Why accept substandard conversation/friends? I can juggle. Dance a little. Drink beer. Smoke cigars. I used to have amazing hair. Age took that from me. What more can be said? Quote some Billy Shakespeare? Why so serious? Trust me, if you friend me and I have a comment, I'm gonna say it. And it's not gonna be the average, "you're hot, I wanna do you" kinda statement, but that could happen. It's kinda like a Ouija board, with a living spirit. 8x6=48. If penises tasted like chocolate, there'd be a lot more happy men.
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